I ate at a place called Mr. Pickles today and they give you a free cookie with every sandwich but they charge you for a pickle??
have you ever been to farmersonly.com
if the answer is no then you’re missing out
cashews are weird
I mean look at them
I went to google “old women in rocking chairs” and I found this instead
I still have all my baby teeth saved too
what if I just randomly sent people teeth
“The fire that bums against the cold.” Ser Mallador Locke drew his longsword.
this pdf has some A+ typos
if I lived in the pokemon world I’d probably be one of those pokemon fanatic types
except I’d be covered in chikoritas and I’d be rolling around the ground like “what are your thoughts on CHIRKOTIA IT LOEVE THEM” and then I’d unleash my army of chikoritas and my losing statement would be “DID YOU SNIFF THEIR LEAVES THEY SMELL OF SPICES AND LAVENDER”