so much for all your highbrow marxists ways｡

"No good at life, but sometimes funny with the commentary". -Kurt Vonnegut.

I used to have some tl;dr information here, but I wasn't very pleased with it so now I'll spend two years figuring out what to put here.

Jan 19th at 10AM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie appreciation blog. roadie is a good person. / 23 notes

pocketcucco:

I ate at a place called Mr. Pickles today and they give you a free cookie with every sandwich but they charge you for a pickle??

??????

????,k?kjk?

Jul 21st at 4AM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie appreciation blog. / 12 notes

pocketcucco:

have you ever been to farmersonly.com

if the answer is no then you’re missing out

May 10th at 6PM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie appreciation blog. / 5 notes

The news was talking about how a local man recently died and people went to his work's facebook in order to Like the page in his honor
dad: is that how we do funerals now? we go to facebook?
me: are you going to go to my facebook when I die
dad: sure I'll give you a Like

Apr 30th at 5AM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie appreciation blog. / 10 notes

pocketcucco:

cashews are weird

I mean look at them

Mar 22nd at 3PM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie appreciation blog. / 7 notes

lord-jonsnow:

I went to google “old women in rocking chairs” and I found this instead

Feb 11th at 4AM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie appreciation blog. / 16 notes

pocketcucco:

I still have all my baby teeth saved too

what if I just randomly sent people teeth

what if

Feb 10th at 3AM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie appreciation blog. bums against the cold. / 7 notes

pocketcucco:

“The fire that bums against the cold.” Ser Mallador Locke drew his longsword.

this pdf has some A+ typos

Feb 7th at 3AM / via: pocketcucco / op: pocketcucco / tagged: roadie is a good person. roadie appreciation blog. / 15 notes

pocketcucco:

if I lived in the pokemon world I’d probably be one of those pokemon fanatic types

except I’d be covered in chikoritas and I’d be rolling around the ground like “what are your thoughts on CHIRKOTIA IT LOEVE THEM” and then I’d unleash my army of chikoritas and my losing statement would be “DID YOU SNIFF THEIR LEAVES THEY SMELL OF SPICES AND LAVENDER”