May 2013
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apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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trumpeteroftheswan:
so i saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like he spent all his time trying to sit up
like
alright let’s do this
rrRHRGG
wow no that was exhausting ok baby steps time
ok so far so good
grgrhgh—
GGHRHGHGGHGHHH
AW GOD DAMN IT
maybe if I—
wait
…
successsssssss
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theanti90smovement:
school should be cancelled because im sad
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danlhowell:
i am -76% prepared for school tomorrow
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umjewish:
do u ever just look at clothes online and cry
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allmymetaphors:
if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
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justpiercetheveilalready:
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
fartrickstump:
do u ever care about something for like three seconds
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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lexingtonand52:
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
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mydogsnokes:
*doesn’t do homework* *sleeps during lessons* *doesn’t study for tests* this class is impossible
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waggington:
people make fun of the elderly for how they use the internet but at least my grandma isn’t a superwholockian
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jakemalik:
how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
android18:
“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
i really tried i really did
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d0cpr0fess0r:
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
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echat:
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
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pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
April 2013
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borinq:
borinq:
what did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor
“where’s my tractor”
March 2013
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catholicnun:
i want to talk to you but im ugly
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janecrocker:
do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”